James - Hot pink with ultraviolet glow.  How cute is James?!  You have the same favorite color (pink), the same hair (black), and the same size jeans (tight).  And yet, he's still all man.  Undress him to see if he's emo down below, too.

Undress our men with the flick of your wrist!  Inside the cap of our custom tube is a photo of a yummy man.  Tilt the tube back-and-forth to strip them to their undies!  (We've even included front and rear photos.)  Whether you swoon for a future senator or a tree-hugger, one of our men is sure to please you.  Our guys make awesome gifts for bachelorette parties, baby showers, or b-days.

And the gloss?  This formula is so slick and cushiony, you would love it even in a plain ol' tube.  Each shade varies in opacity and finish, but all have a sweet creme brulee flavor.  The formula contains Hyaluronic Spheres, known to improve cellular function, prevent dehydration, and fill in lines and wrinkles.  The brush applicator is ideal for blending.

Need to lure a real man?  Give the tube a rub to release pheromones into the air!  Undetectable to the smell, pheromones enhance mood and sexual attraction.  The flat tube slides right into your pocket!