"Lipstick gives me PTSD. The last time I wore it was in 1991 along with a Donna Karan snap crotch bodysuit. In my older, wiser years, I much prefer a nude hydrated lip to a heavily lip-lined and frosted one."
"Hello my name is Molly and I'm addicted to Rosewater Mist. I've used this stuff every day since seventh grade. Not kidding. My two-year-old daughter begs for it in the morning. She walks into the bathroom in her diaper and is like 'roses, mommy, roses...' "
"I'm pretty au natural when it comes to my nails, but on the rare occasion I do decide to step it up, pink shimmer is my go-to."
"My Aunt Ellen is close to 50 years old and her skin looks as dewy and poreless as a newborn baby's tush. Her secret? She swears by the Clarisonic. I'm a devotee."
"Every time you go outside you should be prepared to bump into your ex-boyfriend. A spot mirror check can always make all the difference. One time I saw an ex and I had a pimple and I'm still recovering from the trauma. There is no excuse for not looking and feeling your best."
"On the rare occasion that I go out, my sexy go-to look is a smeary swipe of dark eye liner on my lower lid. I saw Kate Moss wearing it in person once at a Rolling Stones concert in 1998 and the image is still burned on my brain."
"When I'm done having kids I'll get Latisse, but until then, it's mascara all the way. And I'm a child of the nineties, baby – anything Kevyn Aucoin is a-okay with me."
"The smell of anything Kneipp reminds me of my Grandma. This foot soak is the perfect thing to treat your little tootsies to after a long summer day of schlepping around NYC in strappy sandals."